The big kids are upstairs cleaning their rooms, including their bathrooms (...a topic for a whole different post). They both came rushing downstairs a few minutes ago to tell me that "THERE IS A SNAPPING BEETLE BEHIND M'S TOILET!!!!!!" And "WILL YOU COME KILL IT?!"
First of all? A snapping beetle?! Where did they come up with that? What the hell is a snapping beetle?
Second of all? It was the world's smallest silverfish. And it was already dead.