Tonight as I was helping G get ready for bed, I asked him if he needed me to undo his belt. He had his shirt off and was wearing just his corduroys. In response to my question, he looked at me, patted his belly and said:
"Looks like I'd better lay off those corn chips, huh Mom."
I don't buy Fritos and I've never in my life called a tortilla chip a "corn chip." So I'm truly at a loss for words...he's just on a roll today, I guess.