Conversation from my driveway this weekend:
M: Hey Ryan. Ryan. Ryan.
Ryan (neighbor, 6 years old): WHAT?
M: I'm smart. Like really smart. WAAAAAAYYY smart.
M: Did you know that dinosaurs are extinct?
Ryan: Yeah. They're dead.
M: Which is a good thing because I would NOT want a T-Rex to find me and eat me. I would really miss my mom. And I wouldn't be smart anymore.