M: Mom, you should get a job at a shoe store.
Me: Uhh, okay. Why?
M: So that you can make money. Because when you do a job really, really good, people will pay you a lot of money. And you can buy things.
Me: Well, we have enough money.
M: But you need enough to buy things like make-up.
I walked away from a law degree and a career as a trial attorney to stay home with this child. And she wants me to work at Steve Madden? For make-up.