Someone who sounded about 12 years old: Hello? Papa John's. This is Tyler.
Me: Hi, Tyler. I ordered pizza about 20 minutes ago online and I haven't gotten an email confirmation yet. So, I was just calling to make sure that you received my order.
Tyler: What's your phone number and I'll check.
Tyler: Oh yeah. It's here. Sometimes? The online ordering is retarded and stuff and the email never goes out.
Seriously. Tyler thought it would be appropriate to tell a customer that the computer system is "retarded." Papa John's employee training and, well, his parents have failed him.