Wednesday, June 3, 2009

My Efforts to Bring You Everything You Never Knew You Needed Journey and Bonnie Tyler videos and this bottle opener. Genius.

Available at, $20.83

Seriously, this is brilliant! I wish my fridge didn't have custom wood panels on the front or I would buy this. I would buy one for my garage fridge or my basement fridge but I'm not sure how much use it would get in those places.

Wow. I sound ridiculous, talking about my "custom wood panels" and my multiple fridges. I'm SOOOO fancy and important with all of my large appliances. What an asshole.

Actually, the garage fridge came with our first house. Very bottom of the line. No ice-maker - but an excellent holder of extra milk, beer and frozen pizzas.

The basement fridge was the fridge purchased for our second house because the first fridge didn't match any appliances and didn't have an ice-maker. And God knows, my husband couldn't function much longer without an ice-maker. (In fact, he's just the gadget-king of the midwest.)

The "custom wood panel" fridge came with this house. It matches the cabinets and keeps stuff cold. But won't accept any magnets. Thus, my magnet bottle opener envy.

Someone, buy one and let me know how cool it is.


  1. I have a fear that after opening a bottle, the cap will drop directly onto the floor, decreasing the convenience. Do you know what happens to the caps?

  2. Hmmmm, good question. I don't know. Maybe the magnet is strong enough that the cap sticks there until you remove it?

  3. I suppose that makes sense if the magnets are strong enough to adhere to the refrigerator while opening a bottle. I'll get into the "this is brilliant" camp.